Tuesday, November 3, 2009

END OF THE WORLD!!!!

One day America got in a disagreement with Korea. The argument got so bad Korea fired all its nukes at America. At the first report of nukes America fired all its nukes at Korea. Uh oh!
Korea’s nukes hit first and destroyed every bit of America. Without guidance half of America’s nukes went of course while the other half hit Korea. We all know that America has a lot of nukes so half was enough to destroy Korea and the other half were going to hit other countries.
The countries that were going to get hit all fired there nukes and 2 of these were china and Russia. When the first nukes hit they took out the control systems and all the nukes flew off randomly. The Earth 2 disappeared that day in a series of explosions and fires. We know this day as the Inferno.

Friday, October 30, 2009

THIS ISN'T SPARTA!

So, one night the Trojans played football against the Richmond. The Spartans. The night before Halloween. So the opposing teams mascot was, well strange. But he had spirit. Because he was one.
So, the mascot had a plan in store for the Trojans. He was going to hide their mascot. So when he tried, the mascot ran. And ran and ran and ran. Then he finally came to a stop.
So, when the Spartans mascot finally caught him they where at the edge of a tall cliff. Since the Spartans mascot was a spirit he couldn’t die or get hurt. So when the Trojans mascot got an idea from a movie he watched the night before. 300 a movie that was …. Supposedly non-fiction about the Spartan war against the Persians so when the Trojan finally got the Spartan mascot at the edge of the cliff he yelled “THIS ISN’T SPARTA!” and kicked their mascot off the cliff. You see spirits cant float like all others think but he had to find his way back up the cliff.

DEEEE EENNDD

Thursday, October 29, 2009

the All Knowing... is on VACATION!

i like chicken i like liver meow mix meow mix please deliver ..... i like meow mix it has fishies and birdies and chickenies and dogies and .... whalies and camelies and........ bumble beesies and tigersies and food

Friday, October 16, 2009

MY AR BOOK IS GETTER THAN JRS

MY BOOK WAS A 40 PAGE AWESOMELY COOL NONFICTION BOOK SO TAKE IT JACOB!!!btw hiya jacob...

My AR book by JR

we had to read AR books in English. i couldn't find any that seemed interesting so i pick one i already read 3 years ago. its called Heir Apparent its about a girl who gets stuck in a virtual game and if she doesn't win she will get a fatal overload and die. Theres a riddle in the book that says "where was moses when the lights went out" post ur answers. when i see the correct answer ill post a comment with the name repeated many times good luck.

Monday, October 5, 2009

THE WURST PODCAST ......EVAAAAAAH by JR

well u know podcasting is cool and i made mine funny and a little artarded but still funny. i even got to sing my theme song which is... meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow ................. cow mix

Friday, October 2, 2009

THE WORST PODCAST....EVAAAHHH

ok a few friends and i did something called podcasting its just where we talk about something no one will ever care about but we do it anyway we gave it this name because well... its THE WORST PODCAST.....EVAAAHHH

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

The All Knowing Part 5

im going to be totallyserious about this one mycomputer skills teacher is making me blog on this website so well enjoy the blog. i have nothing new to talk about, my life is boring, theres nothing to do, and im depressed. but other than that my life is going great.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

The All Knowing in the Flesh

HOW DARE YOU TRY TO FIGHT ME!

Monday, August 24, 2009

The All Knowing Part 4

you know what REALLY ticks me off, when people just have to come online and complain about their problems online why don't they just get up and do something about it? i mean i don't know you, i dont want to know your problems and i sure as heck arnt gonna fix em. so dont blog to me and complain take some action

The All Knowing Part 3

i dont get it why do people complain to me about their problems. just write them on the internet so people you dont know can help you fix them. i may be your best friend but LEAVE ME ALONE i dont get why they do that.... (laterz)

Friday, August 21, 2009

The All Knowing part 2

there is something that really ticks me off. when i get home from school and a 2 hour football practice i just want to play the computer. however my friends are always like "come outside" or "come to the skate park". why cant people let me play computer, i mean i talk to people online, learn valuable skills, and much more from the computer. everyone says to stop playing computer but its all i have to do so JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!(ps do not read part 1 after reading this blog OH THE IRONY)

The All Knowing Part 1

well ive come to notice that everyone i know is so lazy that they just stay inside all day and get pale as a ghost and just stay inside all day on the PC or the video games (ironic im on the PC telling you this...) but still people need to go outside every now and then so they dont loose their physical features (read part two to learn what else ive noticed)