Tuesday, November 3, 2009

END OF THE WORLD!!!!

One day America got in a disagreement with Korea. The argument got so bad Korea fired all its nukes at America. At the first report of nukes America fired all its nukes at Korea. Uh oh!
Korea’s nukes hit first and destroyed every bit of America. Without guidance half of America’s nukes went of course while the other half hit Korea. We all know that America has a lot of nukes so half was enough to destroy Korea and the other half were going to hit other countries.
The countries that were going to get hit all fired there nukes and 2 of these were china and Russia. When the first nukes hit they took out the control systems and all the nukes flew off randomly. The Earth 2 disappeared that day in a series of explosions and fires. We know this day as the Inferno.

Friday, October 30, 2009

THIS ISN'T SPARTA!

So, one night the Trojans played football against the Richmond. The Spartans. The night before Halloween. So the opposing teams mascot was, well strange. But he had spirit. Because he was one.
So, the mascot had a plan in store for the Trojans. He was going to hide their mascot. So when he tried, the mascot ran. And ran and ran and ran. Then he finally came to a stop.
So, when the Spartans mascot finally caught him they where at the edge of a tall cliff. Since the Spartans mascot was a spirit he couldn’t die or get hurt. So when the Trojans mascot got an idea from a movie he watched the night before. 300 a movie that was …. Supposedly non-fiction about the Spartan war against the Persians so when the Trojan finally got the Spartan mascot at the edge of the cliff he yelled “THIS ISN’T SPARTA!” and kicked their mascot off the cliff. You see spirits cant float like all others think but he had to find his way back up the cliff.

DEEEE EENNDD

Thursday, October 29, 2009

the All Knowing... is on VACATION!

i like chicken i like liver meow mix meow mix please deliver ..... i like meow mix it has fishies and birdies and chickenies and dogies and .... whalies and camelies and........ bumble beesies and tigersies and food

Friday, October 16, 2009

MY AR BOOK IS GETTER THAN JRS

MY BOOK WAS A 40 PAGE AWESOMELY COOL NONFICTION BOOK SO TAKE IT JACOB!!!btw hiya jacob...

My AR book by JR

we had to read AR books in English. i couldn't find any that seemed interesting so i pick one i already read 3 years ago. its called Heir Apparent its about a girl who gets stuck in a virtual game and if she doesn't win she will get a fatal overload and die. Theres a riddle in the book that says "where was moses when the lights went out" post ur answers. when i see the correct answer ill post a comment with the name repeated many times good luck.

Monday, October 5, 2009

THE WURST PODCAST ......EVAAAAAAH by JR

well u know podcasting is cool and i made mine funny and a little artarded but still funny. i even got to sing my theme song which is... meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow ................. cow mix

Friday, October 2, 2009

THE WORST PODCAST....EVAAAHHH

ok a few friends and i did something called podcasting its just where we talk about something no one will ever care about but we do it anyway we gave it this name because well... its THE WORST PODCAST.....EVAAAHHH